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alrighty, then

Submitted by troy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 09:14
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All rye tea then
All write "heathen"
Awl rite Ethan
All wry teething

no pun intended

Submitted by troy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 09:09
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Whenever someone says, "no pun intended", they usually mean, "pun intended"

I never take anything lightly.

Submitted by troy on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:40
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Unless it's elevator music.
Or the syrup in which canned peaches sit.
Brown sugar.
Hydrogen.
Helium.
Certain Jazz.
Headedness.

Do you trust me?

Submitted by troy on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 02:50
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The real question is, "How much do you trust me?"

I never ask rhetorical questions.

Submitted by troy on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 22:27
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Do you?

From here, it sounded like thunder selling darkness to a tree.

Submitted by troy on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 03:41
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Is that comprehensible?
. . . it means you need to enunciate more distinctly.
Still incomprehensible?
I can't imagine why. That was as clear as salt mocking the sea of a spider.

Solong, farewell.

Submitted by troy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 02:16
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So long farewell.
So, long farewell?
So long before farewell.
It will be so long, so never say farewell.

There's nothing worse than

Submitted by troy on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 01:58
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saying "there's nothing worse than" only to find you've said it before.

There's no such thing as a 100% "chance" of rain.

Submitted by troy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 22:22
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I'm a fake estate agent.

Submitted by troy on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 02:38
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