Fortunes

fortunes

I have decided to obtain a patent on obtaining a patent

Submitted by troy on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 02:09

Problem is, I'd have to sue myself for patent infringement.

Submitted by troy on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 16:50

Hey, that's ugly bad!

Submitted by troy on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 03:48

when they happen repeatedly and frequently.

Submitted by troy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:44

It all depends on how small a cage must be before it limits you.

Submitted by troy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 23:19

to decrease the bad things in your life.

Submitted by troy on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 04:08

Want to buy one?

Submitted by troy on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 02:22

consider how many secrets you know, and how many they have told you.

Submitted by troy on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 03:21

broadcast prodigious infliction

Submitted by troy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:18

. . . is the same thing.

Submitted by troy on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 21:42

. . . er . . . don't break it