Fortunes

All rye tea then
All write "heathen"
Awl rite Ethan
All wry teething

Whenever someone says, "no pun intended", they usually mean, "pun intended"

Unless it's elevator music.
Or the syrup in which canned peaches sit.
Brown sugar.
Hydrogen.
Helium.
Certain Jazz.
Headedness.

The real question is, "How much do you trust me?"

Do you?

saying "there's nothing worse than" only to find you've said it before.

But all I had was a long list of things to not say.

I've recently discovered I may need to reevaluate that hierarchy.