Bitter alls

Oop. Scratch that.

. . . on vacation! Wasn't that funny? I thought not, as well.

I just broke my eyebrow!

. . . busy . . .

I just heard the phrase "sometimes inconsistent." What is that? You're either consistent or inconsistent. "Sometimes inconsistent", to me, would definitely be considered just plain inconsistent. Thoughts?

Why does everyone say "Drink something!" when I'm coughing from getting a little water in my windpipe? Hello! I'm choking! It would be a little bit hard to clear out that water that accidentally went down my windpipe with more water that will hopefully go down my esophagus. If that water chases the first water, what happens? That's right, I'll drown. If that is what they really want, then I need some new peers.

I guess since I'm writing this I did not. I suppose that would make me a workaholic. I wonder if there is a twelve-step program for an addiction to writing. I'll bet they make me fill out a form. That would be counter-productive, now wouldn't it?

You know, I'm all for multitasking, but this little pulldown menu below that says, "Tell us what you're reading, viewing, or listening to" is rediculous. Clearly, I'm READING what I'm TYPING. How can I post a blog and be reading a novel at the same time? I'm sure it's possible, but let's be honest, totally impractical.    Well, I'm exhausted.

I suspect you cannot.